July 2012
Me in class.
Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: ugh, split ends.
Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
Me: you're a whore.
Me: this teacher is pulling numbers out of her ass!
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: just act like you understand.
Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
Me: I hate you all.
Me: someone shoot me.
June 2012
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
Anonymous asked: is tomoro ur birthdaaay?!
Anonymous asked: You have such lovely hair <33
Anonymous asked: Do u ever feel your boobies....I feel like if i was a girl i would be touching those goodies ALL the time :D
Anonymous asked: Whats your favorite food?
OMG VAMPIRE DIARIES.
why aren’t boys this smoldering hot in real life.
i’m cannot deal.
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