*high fives your ass*
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
*donates virginity to charity*
- person: you're blocking the view
- me: i am the view
someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain